New Day Beef With Bullet Club

• But the unabridged New Day gimmick, post heel turn. You went from generic happy-go-lucky babyfaces to principal trolls who will mock y'all in your face while still wearing a smile.
• #SavetheTables, which riffs off of Amy Grant's and Sarah McLaughan's ASPCA PSAs complete with overdramatic Big Eastward. Complete with petition. No, really.

  Big E: [stroking the tables] We dear yous babies! We dearest you tables!

• Xavier Wood. Full stop. Between the trombone and his own Motor Oral fissure, if Kofi or Big E are in the band, he volition. not. close. upward. until the bell rings.
• The fact that their Entrance video went from this, to this.
• Woods' justification for playing the trombone throughout New Day's matches? "I'm the bard!" of their group.
• Their confrontation with The Rock when RAW aired in Miami was full of this, particularly the subtle reference to his other relative Rikishi. They even got the accent correct:

  Big E: He says he did it for the people...
  Xavier: But he did information technology for the paycheck.

  • Too that they and The Rock managed to become away with saying "penises" on Television receiver.

    The Rock: The Rock knows exactly who you are. You are the WWE Tag Team Champions. Yous are evidently extremely entertaining. But here's what's amazing. What'southward amazing is the fact you are that entertaining when you still vesture llama penises strapped to your head.
    Xavier: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
    Kofi: Can you say penises on Telly?
    Xavier: You lot can't say penis on Television.
    Big E: You can't say penises on TV.
    Xavier: Y'all can't say that.
    Big E: You can't say penises on Boob tube.
    Kofi: No.
    Big E: You tin can't say penises on TV.

• Xavier hilariously lampshading the Ho Yay between Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose on the ii-1-2016 episode of RAW.
  • Kofi'due south discovery of said fanfiction.
• They take their own cereal. Booty-O's: "Nosotros make certain, you ain't Booty!"
• Their Entire archway at WrestleMania 32 complete with them arriving in a giant box of Booty-Bone cereal (which revealed the ingredients ◊) and wearing Saiyan Armor, Xavier even sports Vegeta's hairstyle!
• The unabridged New Day-Lorean Time Machine segment on the May 16, 2016 episode of Raw, with said fourth dimension car made from an empty refrigerator box and miscellaneous objects plant in a basement. Especially:

  Large Eastward: And that keyboard? Is that from your parents business firm?
  Xavier: Yes?
  Large E: Why is it sticky?
  Xavier: THIS is my New Mean solar day-lorean Time Machine!

  • Their cursory stop into 2009 and Kofi happily relieving his Jamaican Sensation persona again. Unfortunately Xavier drags him back into the box as they didn''t go back far enough.

    Kofi: NO! Leave me here! 2009 was my all-time yr! LEAVE ME HERE!

• Xavier Woods happens upon a rather strange ramen shop.
• Them mocking The Wyatt Family by cosplaying equally them simply with unicorn accessories.
• Xavier Woods' gaming feud with Kenny Omega of the Bullet Club, full stop.
• Even better, the rest of the New Solar day and the Immature Bucks take gotten peripherally involved in this.
• The New Day are function of a large Miz TV segment when R-Truth comes out to babble about a nonexistent "The states Open Challenge." As Truth and Miz contend, Kofi can exist seen with his head in his hands and a look on his face saying "I used to team with this loon?"
• The New Day trying to inspire their Survivor Serial team during a show in Scotland by dressing upwards in kilts.
  • Xavier brings out a set of bagpipes he identifies as "Francesca's Scottish cousin, Agnes." He then admits he has absolutely no idea how to play the pipes.
• Big E owns a New Twenty-four hours hater on Twitter.
• Big E gets an interesting gift from McDonald's.
• The night afterward losing their tag team titles to Cesaro and Sheamus, the New Day were a bit downcast, simply they notwithstanding made another great joke on Charlotte Flair (who won the Women's Title the same night from Sasha Banks once again, this time in an Ironman match) mixed in with their positive attitudes.

  Xavier Woods: Afterwards all, Ric Flair couldn't have become the 16 fourth dimension world champion without losing fifteen times.

  • Unfortunately, WWE didn't like Big Due east calling attention to the manner they had booked the Charlotte/Sasha Banks feud, so they cutting his quip from re-airings of the segment.
• At Fastlane 2016, during the Cutting Edge Peep Testify, Border and Christian are confronted past the League of Nations and declare that the ring is theirs, with Sheamus telling them to leave the band. But E&C are not done yet.

  Edge: You know, guys. We, uh, we were gonna give these people a 5-2nd pose tonight...only, you know, maybe y'all four should accept that honor.

  Christian: Correct. So, for the benefit of those with flash photography...Cleveland, we give you...

  Edge: ...the international house of dumbasses.

  (The New Day jumps around while laughing)

  Kofi: Hey, hey. Bomber Wade. Bomber Wade. When we said "turn the other cheek", THIS is what we meant.

  (Xavier Woods sits playing his trombone)

  Christian: And right after Fastlane...correct after Fastlane...Watch (Trounce) our prove! Watch our bear witness! Watch our show! Watch our show!

  • For bonus points, Christian delivered his last line to the rhythm of The New Day's own "New Day rocks!"
• On Oct three, 2016, Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens challenged The New Day to a tag squad championship match. The New Day then reacts with horror when they are sequentially put on The List of Jericho: Kofi for questioning Jericho and Owens' friendship, Big E for the concept of a "champions' huddle", and then Xavier Forest for chuckling at the other two making The Listing.
• After the leak of a certain rather *ahem* controversial fleck of video featuring Xavier and Paige, the New Day snuck in a very cheeky simply subtle nod to the controversy despite WWE'due south attempts to remain tight-lipped well-nigh information technology at the start of a promo about the upcoming Wrestlemania 33:

  Xavier: (Beat) ...Wrestlemania! (carries on with the promo)

• The New Day arriving to introduce Wrestlemania 33 decked out in gear based off classes in Final Fantasy XIV, who had a sponsorship bargain with Wrestlemania; Xavier Wood was a bard (plumbing equipment), Kofi was a Cherry-red Mage, and Big Due east was a Samurai. Michael Cole, of all people, is the i who notes that 1) in that location are chocobo and moogles decorating the New Day's ice foam truck and ii) that he's a Last Fantasy fan apparently. Huh.
  • The twenty-four hour period after that, Kofi and Xavier decide to cosplay as the Legion of Doom...and that involves shoulder armor in pinkish and baby blue and spikes replaced with ice foam cones.
• Upon encountering the Fashion Police (Tyler Breeze and Fandango who are going through a monochrome filter), they enter the room and note something...

  Large E: We're black and white...we're blackness and...(sees the Fashion Police) white.

• The rap boxing between the New Day and The Usos on the 7/four/17 edition of Smackdown had some outright hilarious lines from all sides. Nevertheless, special mention must be given to Xavier Forest to the two epic burns he laid on the Usos toward the end:

  Xavier: "Now, Jim, Jim, Jim! You and your brother, y'all're tag champs. Yous turned the Universe into believers! Just please always remember you were admittedly null 'til your wife put you lot on Full Divas!"

  *pause equally the New Day's crew freaks out and guest host Wale says "Experience the glow!" several times*

  Xavier: "Listen, listen, hold information technology downwards, agree it downward. Y'all used to article of clothing face paint; bright colors; you lot know, like showmen. And and so, suddenly, oh, homo, you saw the New Day coming up on the horizon, looking like a bad omen! And your boys, the New Mean solar day, we some WARRIORS, with no masters; call the states ronins!"

  Kofi: "Slow it downward!"

  Xavier: "I SAAAAIIIID, we don't use our cell phones when nosotros're international, 'crusade that'south roaming!"

  Kofi: "Slow it down!"

  Xavier: "I SAID, y'all should become dorsum to doing what you do all-time, and that's conveying bags for who?"

  *intermission equally crowd starts chanting "Who? Who? Who?"*

  Xavier: "That'south conveying bags...FOR ROMAN!"

  *mass freakout occurs, with Xavier mock Superman Punching Kofi*

• The New Day and Bayley meet each other. Hilarity Ensues when Dana Brooke appears to spoil the fun and the 4 of them roast her.
• By Friday of WrestleMania weekend in 2018, Big E was washed with morn interviews, deciding instead to just lay out on the floor.
  • And what was their archway for Wrestlemania 34 this twelvemonth? Summoning little people dressed as pancakes.
• In the WWE Smackdown edition earlier Money in the Banking company 2018, subsequently a Lucifer between Rusev and Samoa Joe with The Miz as special guest referee, The Miz lays out Rusev and proceeds to climb a ladder in order to recall the MITB briefcase, to build momentum. Miz then goes to the commentator table and opens it, simply to find pancakes instead of the contract. Miz came to the conclusion that this was a TND maneuver, as he has been dealing with them for the past month prior, and immediately yells out their name in a furious roar. The New Day are seen backstage laughing.
  • Even ameliorate, if nosotros stick with Kayfabe logic, The New Solar day knew that someone was going to climb that solar day and endeavour building some momentum, merely they besides had the foresight to recall someone might open up it, and decided to identify some pancakes, knowing that the one who opened it will know it'southward them, only for information technology to be the Miz to open it, the human being they had beefiness with all calendar month leading upward to Coin in the Bank... that was just icing on the cake.
• The New Day are celebrating winning their fifth tag team championship when who should come out just...Male monarch BOOKER!
  • Large E is upset he's not given a cool championship past Booker like Kofi and Wood.

  Large Due east: My King...yous just went Full Saxton on me!

  • And then they all endeavour to practice their own spin-a-roonies later requesting King Booker to indulge in ane for the oversupply. Both Kofi and Xavier were successful with theirs. Big East? Not then much.
• The New Solar day come up out to promote the so-upcoming Super Showdown in Australia. This leads to Xavier dressing up like the Crocodile Hunter and talking in a bad Aussie emphasis. Kofi cuts him off proverb "yous shouldn't be putting on a fake accent. That's really disrespectful." Xavier and Big East requite him "really?" looks.
• Who exercise the New 24-hour interval dress up as for Halloween 2018? The Breed !
  • At the stop of the match, every bit the New Day is leaving the ring in victory, Kofi ends up tripping on the apron and falls onto the floor, resulting in color commentary Corey Graves having a field day with the mix-up.
  • For some additional hilarity, Xavier coming out as the "Rated R Superstar". Let that sink in for a moment...
• On 5/22/2019: Large Due east returns (he had a torn meniscus six weeks agone) but in that location's a hiccup when it'south first revealed that it'south Bobby Roode dressed in the New 24-hour interval's compatible and his cape. Cue Woods and Kingston shooing Roode back to the backstage.
  • Later on, Sami Zayn attempting to insult New 24-hour interval only for Xavier to repeatedly interrupt him with the trombone.
• The New Day's Skittle'south commercial.
• Halloween 2019. Xavier is out with a leg injury that might sideline him for a year. The bright side? He gets to cosplay, accordingly enough, as Professor Xavier, while Kofi is Wolverine, and Big-E goes every bit Magneto.
• Big E claims he and Kofi accept to ensure the New Day become seven-time tag champions every bit "how else are nosotros going to catch up to Charlotte Flair?"
• During the COVID-19 pandemic, WWE were forced to hold shows in an empty Perfomance Center, so Big Eastward contradistinct his intro appropriately: "AAAAAAAAAAWWWW PEOPLE AT Domicile!"
• For a while, Large E made it his mission to pelt Corey Graves with his beefy jacket every week, why did he proceed doing this? When he did it the first time, no one told him to stop and he found it funny, so he kept doing information technology.
• The entire Netflix interactive film Escape the Undertaker is full of this.
  • Why are the New Twenty-four hour period fifty-fifty at the Undertaker'due south house? They desire to combine the power of his urn with the power of positivity.
  • Upon budgeted fog, Big E points out that it's Undertaker's fog and that's a no for him.
  • Upon finding a morgue in the deadman'southward house, Xavier questions who would take such a thing. E snarks that of grade it's possible; this is the Undertaker we're seeing.
  • The tag on the corpse reads Isaac Yankem DDS.
  • E calling the Deadman "Uncletaker".

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